Authors, Eye candy, etc

Here is a link to a post on my tumblr that distills a few of my favorite authors (and then some!) into a single sentence, with an oh so fitting surprise at the end. I particularly appreciated George R.R Martin, Suzanne Collins, Scott Westerfield, and John Green. Sorry for the profanity, but Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's just makes it because I imagine Sherlock from Sherlock saying that.

But if books and profanity are your cup of tea, try this.